There’s a new commercial featuring Maxwell the GEICO Pig, in which he goes on a date with a pretty brunette. He’s driving, the car breaks down, and they find themselves stuck in the backwoods with nothing to do until a tow truck arrives.
Although Maxwell suggests playing a computer game on his phone, his attractive date hints that she would much rather play with Maxwell.
It’s impossible to overstate how absurd it is that Maxwell’s attractive human companion would be interested in some heavy petting with the GEICO Pig.
Just watch the commercial, for goodness’ sake.
She’s obviously too tall for him: