Wild Peacocks Terrorize Timid Residents of Crybaby Town

CNN reports from Union Gap, Washington, where the hypersensitive genteel residents of that six-thousand-person town are sweating out a few wild peacocks. I’m not sure what to make of it — when I look at a map, Union Gap, Washington is plainly part of America.

And yet, and yet, America’s the place that confronted and defeated Kaiser Wilhelm, Hitler, Mussolini, the Japanese Empire, and won the Cold War.

Either we’ve devolved considerably, or those are some ferocious peacocks.

Here’s the clip:

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